do they check your prostate when joining the army?
Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 at
8:40 pm
we both know you want me asked:
1.do I has, around a Prostata Prà ¼ fung? 2.FALLS do not do it still prà ¼ fen whether hemmroids? 3.tell me, which you have, if you were to the delegates i dont roids, which tries in the reason, in order to find out, are, are I Gonna to have, thus the chap search hemroids, or can he simply my word fà ¼ r them that I none? these doesnt happen, before all right?
1.do I has, around a Prostata Prà ¼ fung? 2.FALLS do not do it still prà ¼ fen whether hemmroids? 3.tell me, which you have, if you were to the delegates i dont roids, which tries in the reason, in order to find out, are, are I Gonna to have, thus the chap search hemroids, or can he simply my word fà ¼ r them that I none? these doesnt happen, before all right?
Tagged with: Hemmroids • Joining The Army • Prostate Exam
Filed under: Military
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yep they do the old bend over and cough method
Does “turn and cough” sound familiar? that is what you can expect. As for hemorrhoids, they don’t insert anything in your rear area but can give you creams while you are in boot camp to help with the pain.
Your physical will consist of bloodwork, eye exam, urinalysis (for drugs), possible physical readiness exam (run, sit ups and push ups) and a verbal session to discuss any medical problems you have.
Ask for two fingers no ky
doctor *double dips in vaseline* tells u to bend over and *bammmmm* into the cave.
Yes. Because prostatitis and hemorhoids that are large and/or have been bleeding the past sixty days are both disqualifying for entry.
no they do not stick anything up your brown eye at meps, at least the doctors don’t anyway. They will make you bend over and spread em though, to look for hemmorhoids. Its cool though, everybody does it.